"Everybody laughs in the same language. Just listen."
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
"Chance is always powerful. Let your hook always be cast.
In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish."
"Never mistake motion for action."
judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"Money is always there, but the pockets change."
A person who is nice to you and rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
(This is very important--Pay attention. It never fails.)"
"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else"
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
"America is not just where miracles happen,
but where miracles happen every day."
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working."
"If you don't know where you're going,
you might end up someplace else."
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
Henry David Thoreau
"If you talk to a man in a
language he understands,
"The first requirement for prayer is silence."
Mother Teresa of Calcutta
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."
"Scarlett...we're able to look things in the eye and call them by the right thing."
Rhett Butler, as motivational speaker
in "Gone With The Wind"
"If the only tool you have is a hammer,
you tend to see every problem as a nail."
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."
(former British P.M.)
"How happy a person is depends upon the depth of his gratitude."
"I shall hear in heaven."
Ludwig van Beethoven
"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip."
"No one has yet calculated how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage."
Athenaeus, circa A.D. 200
Katherine Hepburn to her biographer,
A. Scott Berg, on our purpose in life:
"To work hard" she said, "and to love someone." Then she paused. "And to have some fun." she added. "And if you're lucky, you keep your health...and somebody loves you back."
"Contemplate yourself as surrounded by the conditions you wish to produce."
Look upon everyone who has played a role in your life as having been sent to you for your benefit."
"Practice being the person you wish to attract."
Dr. Wayne Dyer
"The Power of Intention"
"I promise all Cuban mothers that I will never
will make them weep."
January 9, 1959
"Cuba is probably the only country that has a totalitarian regime whose children can say,
"My mom, my dad, my uncle were eaten by
sharks trying to escape."
Cubans are defenseless against the State.
From all points of view, it is inhumane."
Alina Castro Fernandez
Castro's daughter (in exile)
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"Don't be humble, you're not that great."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."
Dr. Livingston I Presume.
(the full name of Dr. Presume)
"Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall."
"NOTHING is worth more than this day."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now."
"In 1932 lame duck President Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children."
"You have a right to pursue happiness. America is the only country that asks you to. It's an inalienable right, meaning God-given...that no one can take away."
"Someone is in jail right now just for expressing what they believe. Never forget prisoners of conscience around the world in your prayers."
"Be nice to everyone you meet. Because everyone is going through their own struggle."
Vickie (Kutchera) Groover
"To thine own self be true."
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