Why settle for just motivation?

Results Speaker ® Robert Kutchera

Takes YOU to Inspired Success!

For Relentless Opportunity & Rewarded Communication

Lucrative Answers:

Time-Released Stress Reduction

Irresistible Communication

Smart Staff Development

Leadership Teamwork

Rewarded Validation

Humor for Alliances 

Seductive Listening

Ideas with Action

Wellness For Workplace Prosperity

Plus breakthrough problem-solving with an undeniable benefit:  Winning Back Your Time. 

RELEVANT STRATEGIES & SKILLS  

FOR PROFESSIONAL CONFIDENCE & DEVELOPMENT 

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                                                                                   With "Humor Good Enough To Tell Mom"

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    Results Speaker ® Robert Kutchera is a recognized expert in the fields of Interpersonal Communication & Wellness/Productivity.  Everything he instills is about outstanding dialogue, well being and advantage.  Plus grabbing opportunity, an inspired journey you keep.  All presented in 14 Topics. 

Because There's Nothing More Important 

Than Getting Success DONE.

     For more than 22 years Robert has focused individuals and teams in establishing confident conditions and winning solutions.  At work-and after work.  For Fortune 500 companies here and businesses in Latin America.    [Independently measured results below]. 

    Robert Kutchera developed  Cognitive Humor Prosperity®. during two years of clinical research with individuals and his decade in advertising and as a Cognitive Humorist.  It articulates goals with action. That's his Inspired Push. 

   Robert then shows how you manifest through irresistible conversation, the successful outcome you seek. And so all bases are covered, he demonstrates how you create lasting mutual team accomplishment. Peeling away roadblocks and doubt.  Because worry is just an obstacle. 

   This multi-level program was introduced successfully at two multi-national companies, here and overseas.  Robert is also fluent in Spanish, something rare in a national speaker.

               In Business, It Becomes Your Unstoppable Competitive Advantage. 

                    For Individuals, It's An Innovative Jump To Personal Success.

     Said a C.E.O. last September in Michigan:   

     "It was the first time I witnessed an audience that wasn't texting...and there were 223 of us. 

     We've been hard hit for a year, longer.  But Mr. Kutchera partnered with our organization, so thorough was his preparation. He made it a dialogue, not a 'lecture'.  So they'd act on it.  

      At one point, two targeted reverse role plays advanced cross-department communication and our will-do spirit. They thought each new idea out.  And got us to smile.

      He repeated things so they'd remember. And dispelled the ghost in the room: Uncertainty. 

      I approved Kutchera's $2,250 check. One of the best experiences I've had paying someone. Stress absenteeism is down 19%, no small financial miracle. He then followed up five weeks later to make sure we were still doing it right.  Now I know the difference between motivation and a results speaker. Robert was exactly the workshop leader and conference keynoter we needed. What a superb consultant."  

  Your Workplace Champion ®    

    To the delighted audience he's the insightful humorist.  

But he's actually releasing an inspired push for success right now.  

It's advantageous action with organizational results.  That's Results Speaker Robert Kutchera. 

Honoring Employee Teams of Fortune 500 and other companies like Humana, Hilton, Siemens, EDS,  Blue Cross Blue Shield, Hewlett Packard, Bank of America, Hyatt, Subway, B.E. Aerospace and 87 Healthcare Associations.  Plus Latin American Telecommunication & Service Companies.  

       With transforming Keynotes and Wellness/Productivity Workshops for Organizations, 

Professional Associations, Sales Meetings & Healthcare Professionals.

    What is a Cognitive Humorist?  

Robert makes you think after you laugh. 

That's how your Inspired Success arrives.

   He's written a hilarious, heartwarming care giving book, "God Would you Hire ME?" "I Already Have."® For three years he took care of his lively 89 year old aunt. When he put her dress on her backwards, they both agreed it looked better that way.  He was amazed, she just laughed.  She was teaching him to care for her.  It's to be published for Christmas 2012.

   Robert's also proficient in Transactional Analysis (T.A.)  It's a dialogue solution that cuts through delay in your life by diffusing difficult situations and bad conversational game-playing.  Additionally, he apprenticed a year with a national sitcom comedian, learning delivery that cues into memory for good results.   

    Robert Kutchera had an award-winning career during a decade in advertising sales and marketing.  As a business owner, his sound studio helped clients win 48 broadcasting awards. He also knew what it meant to meet a payroll.   

    He's perhaps the only speaker to have lived 24/7 with his audiences for a week at a time.  Their feedback was invaluable.  It's where he learned their stories of achievement over adversity he tells audiences today.  

He did this while speaking and entertaining on international cruise ships nine years.  What an experience to learn from people from all across America and working with more that 30 nationalities from all over the world.  

    He also served in the U.S.Navy but adds Robert: "The Midnight buffets were better on cruise ships, you didn't need to bring a can opener." 

What You Can Expect For Your Meeting:

"Our audience was transformed. You could see it. 

They learned something valuable indeed.  We got to laugh.

Robert's a breath of business fresh air."  Health Care H.R. Director

    Independently Verified Results:   

    Robert Kutchera's Interpersonal Communication and Wellness/Productivity Programs have been independently measured and quantified in some of the most critical workplace and business environments today.  Moreover he knows, from a psychological, learning perspective, how individuals receive, process, remember and benefit from solution-driven information.    

•  Clinical Testing; Funding Support:  Robert Kutchera's concepts through research were reviewed and approved by the Hospital Medical Administration and the Director of Adjunctive Therapy, Margaret Holland. His programs were also awarded funding through a Federal Title One Grant from The Department of Heath, Education & Welfare. With that, he was able to bring on a staff (3) for two years at a teaching psychiatric hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. It was the beginning of Cognitive Humor Prosperity®  and  Irresistible Communication™.  Part of the implementation process of interactive humor coping skills with depressed patients, taught him something grand: Patient humor, when encouraged, was outrageous-and illuminating.  

• Broadcast Marketing Surveys:  During the successful year he was on two AM radio stations in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale Metro Area, Robert also received requests to appear on other radio shows as a guest in the same market. The demand for his honest wit and workplace stories was high, as were ratings.  When sponsors moved the show to another AM network-on early Sunday morning-the show died.  Robert quickly adds,  "At least I got to sleep later on weekends..." 

• Cruise Ship Comment Cards:  Robert Kutchera was reviewed by every passenger that was in his audience and off stage, for nine years.  He, and later his staff were given high marks in this critical process. All passengers on ships are requested (with prize incentives), to check off their cruise experiences on comment cards.  All to the good. 

              So succeeding in this work environment was significant. 

         Then too if there had been a weather-induced port cancellation, you needed to restore morale for 2,200 passengers.  Robert survived and thrived in the challenge.  He anticipated problems, corrected them with happy results.  

           His nickname became Radar, after the M.A.S.H. 4077 company clerk.  

  Results Speaker ® Robert Kutchera

Requests Independent Evaluations With Each Presentation:

   Recent Feedback: "On behalf  of the FAHSA Board of Trustees, we thought your presentation was incredible and thought provoking.  The sessions were excellent, and as you can see from your scores, very impressive! On a scale from one to 6, with 6 being the highest, your combined scores from the speaker evaluations were as follows:

     Quality         Content          Instruction        Relevance         Score

                5.6667            6.0                   5.97                  5.79                5.86 out of 6.0

    The comments we have have indicated a strong desire to have you back as a future speaker.  Please consider submitting a presentation for FAHSA's 2012 convention."

Gail Matillo, MPA, COS

Director of Housing & Education

Florida Association of Homes And Services For The Aging

Methodology:  What's Different Here.

• Today we communicate in more ways and places than ever before, yet there's a disconnect .  The Joint Commission stated in 2006 that poor communication was the cause of more errors in health care.  True in all fields.  But it's really the result of many factors:  Relentless deadlines, 'Agenda Anxiety', 'Hurry Sickness'  Sleep Deprivation, Wrong Multi-Tasking and Presenteeism.  So you have to be different and new in your approach to motivating for success. And push for that commitment to do it.  

• People also need to know it's okay to laugh at frustrations they face. That there's opportunity...before they leave the room.  You've got to go that one step further, for results they buy into.  That happens best with Cognitive Humor, a 'makeover' outlook.  Otherwise, all you have is a passive, sitting group.  No matter how rah-rah! and loud the speaker is.  Which doesn't work.  And make sure your audience gets a standing ovation.  Because they're working it out to commit.   

• Interactive & Experiential, meaning driven solutions your team co-creates. Experiential involves the senses. No distractions  They work with success and brilliantly run with it.  It's an inspired push that bestows accomplishment and hi-fives.  Not passive 'pretty motivational words'  that fizz out.  As Ben Franklin said,  "Never confuse motion with action." Challenge yourself with this push-powered optimism.  If you're ready for the fresh air of validation, rebooting your business treasury of energy, prosperity and ideas don't miss this.   That's what Results Speaker ® Robert Kutchera does: Geared up Results.

• 'Cog Humor' installs an inspired push for irresistible change and peace of mind. 

Professional Health Care Expertise:  

    He understands the challenges and life of health professionals. As a Psychiatric Adjunctive Therapist, Robert taught and supported 200 short-term psychiatric patients for four years in a teaching hospital.  That work received an H.E.W. Title One federal funding grant for his interpersonal communication/humor programs.  That was followed by an additional year assisting in the operating room of a regional medical center. He's home-cared for two relatives separately for 11 years. 

     In the past two decades, he's consulted and presented workplace communication and wellness programs for nursing facilities, ALF's and major home care organizations in the U.S.  His health care articles and programs are excerpted on this site.  Robert has a bilingual diversity/wellness column on workplace communication and wellness. 

        His optimism, profound sensitivity for the success and wellness of care givers, care receivers, administrators and health care professionals comes from what helps them cope and laugh for balance.  He has an extraordinary gift.     

Business Development  & Creative Work

     It's been a lifetime observing human nature and behavior.  Who survives, who succeeds.  And how the undeniable power of humor transforms our lives.   

    Robert Kutchera received the coveted AAF Silver Medal Award For Creative Excellence In Advertising from The American Advertising Federation. He's written, produced and emceed national franchisee and sales meetings in the United States plus co-produced meetings in Puerto Rico and Mexico.  Back home, he lead a successful statewide sales team of 60 in the middle of the '91 recession.  He's authored adventure screenplays, and has a regional bilingual business column on diversity. 

    For two years, Robert's lively radio program,"The Lighter Side Of Business Life.",  was on Irresistible Communication™ and prosperous wellness. The occasional co-host was played by a Russian comedienne with a Cuban accent, who acted a bit unhinged.  She played the 'Russian KGB Workplace Wellness Representative'. Adds Robert, "She was buckets of crazy, tri-lingual funny"  Then Robert's Cognitive Humor kicked in, giving listeners quick-clever answers. "I can run with this solution." said a caller. "Right NOW." 

    He's appeared occasionally on PBS and NPR, also to fundraise.  Robert has an additional B.A. in Political Science from the University of Memphis.  There he studied graduate creative writing under best-selling author Jesse Hill Ford.  While in college, he taught language skills in a private elementary school.  

     As an American teenager studying abroad, he escaped a Communist revolution.  It took more than a year to get back to America.  He'd seen firing squads and families who didn't act, loose everything and friends disappear.  It taught him to choose action and value speaking up.  And that there is powerful safety in humor.

   For nine years as a Multi-Lingual Cruise Director, Robert lived and interacted with audiences 24/7 from across America and around the world.  Not many speakers can say that. He entertained and lectured to more than 260,000 passengers in English, Spanish and some German.  Their feedback was invaluable for his later speaking career.  

    As an aspiring writer he was intrigued...a ship full of characters.  He listened intently to professors, politicians, doctors, H.R. managers, retirees, foreign CEO's, authors, sorta celebrities and everyday people on vacation.  Gaining access that would have been impossible on land.  He heard their life stories and how they overcame adversity in remarkable ways.  And learning that we all laugh in the same language. 

    Behind the scenes, he lived and worked with more than 30 nationalities.  During those years, he experienced their intriguing customs, long-distance hardships and work disagreements.  Gaining a unique knowledge of diversity team solutions and human nature few if any speakers have ever had. 

    Concludes Robert, "When you listen to different people, it's an unbeatable destination. You get the right answers. Even in stressful, fast-paced jobs. Just like today."  Within a decade, Robert had acquired a global workplace education, real time. He calls it his 'Harvard M.B.A. at Sea'.  

    He also put Cognitive Humor Prosperity®  into practice on a large scale.  Today, his insightful stories and solutions instill home-run team work and wellness action, providing audiences with that successful inspired push.

              So succeeding in this work environment was significant. 

         Then too if there had been a weather-induced port cancellation, you needed to restore morale for 2,200 passengers.  Robert survived and thrived in the challenge.  He anticipated problems, corrected them with happy results.  

           His nickname became Radar, after the M.A.S.H. 4077 company clerk.  

Presentation Formats:

• Original Keynote Presentations (Four. All anecdotally show ways that win back time)

• Sales Fitness Seminar (Coordinated with Quarterly, Yearly objectives; Dyad exercises.)                                                  

• Executive Retreat (inclusive small groups.)

• Employee Recognition & Awards Program (Novel approach: Also provides recognition of everyone in attendance)

• Wellness/Action-Productivity Workshops (Theater-In-The-Round, experiential seating; fun learning/solving)

• Spousal-Incentive Workshop (Innovative: Overview of conference.) 

• Fun Business Event  (Business Humor Theater)

   You Now Have 

Results Speaker ® Robert Kutchera

 For Your Inspired Meeting!

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